The Oldest House System
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Pony
Emoji tag:๐จ
Pronouns: They/Them
Age: 20's
Species: Cat-person
Visual Details: There are parts of them that can switch colors like a gaming pc (inner parts of ears, tips of their hair and tail, and their eyes), often defaults to a Microphone Pink.The host of the system and is Most Certainly Frontstuck. They hold all the creative energy of this system, thus also holds some of the chaotic aspects of it as they ramble about things Brian David Gilbert's Unraveled Series-style.
ynoP /inoอกสหp/
Emoji tag:๐ช
Pronouns: it/its/REDACTED
Age: same as host
Species: Mirror Entity
Visual Details: Used to mirror the host, but it settled to it's own style eventually, has REDACTED's own left eye permanently obscured by a shadow.Initially a halloween Bit based on the boss of the Self-Reflection side mission in the game Control, that later became the host's blasesona that was used to roleplay on twitter, that then became sentient over time playing REDACTED.The more confrontational, blunt, and serious side of the host. It often sounds like when the host "tries" to do a Jack (Metal Gear Rising: Revengance) or Shadow the Hedgehog (Sonic) voice. Ultimate Edgelord but it's a Major Softie in the inside.
Wyatt "Vert" Mason ||
Emoji tag:๐ต๏ธ
Pronouns: they/them
Age: 15/16
Species: Human/Echo (?????)
Visual Details: Literally looks like how Pony draws them, yes that includes the Mic Pink glitch freckles.A blaseball fictive that consists of Pony's interpretation of a Spy Wyatt Mason that allegedly split away from the host during the Third Short Circuit when Pony woke up to seeing the assigned spyatt of that circuit being feedbacked shortly after they slept. Still acting Very Normal about the whole thing.Is the polite side of the system, like the side that talks to people in customer service in a friendly way. Is also coincidentally, the shyest and the most awkward one in the system.
Kirby
Emoji tag:๐
Pronouns: he/they
Age: late teens
Species: A Kirby/Shapeshifter
Visual Details: Often looks the same as his source, but can also shapeshift to a gijinka form.A Kirby fictive, he's a little guy but also gained a portion of Pony's chaotic energy. Is definitely different from the common interpretation of the character. Is also really excited about committing deicide.Is tied with the host as the majority stakeholder of the Neurodivergence. Is often the cheery one of the system. Allegedly the source of the host's buffet stamina, despite multiple desperate pleas from Pony.
m.
Emoji tag:๐ฆ
Pronouns: it/they
Age: ?????????????????
Species: ?????/Shapeshifter
Visual Details: Often just an orange and yellow butterfly may have different forms, just haven't seen em yetkind of an enigma, vaguely threatening in a /lh way (we think)
V1
Emoji tag:๐ฉธ
Pronouns: it/its
Age: [UNDEFINED]
Species: Blood Robot??
Visual Details: same as source[PLEASE IMAGINE DESCRIPTION]
Mirage
Emoji tag:๐
Pronouns: she/it
Age: [ALSO UNDEFINED]
Species: Blood Robot?? but Moe Girl???
Visual Details: v1 but is wearing a white dress based on the ultrakill fanfic named Dream's End Come True[PLEASE IMAGINE DESCRIPTION]
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